If you don't understand what libraries are for then you shouldn't be in one.

People who make unneccessary noise in libraries deserve to be put in prison. In with all the nonces because they are no better. Whilst I know that my dream of incarceration for those who insist on being noisy in an environment that makes specific reference to the fact that it should remain a quiet area will probably never come to fruition, I do think something should be done about these fuckfaces. I'm referring specifically to the library of my university. they recently spent a few years and, I would imagine, an obscene amount of money constructing and fitting a new university library for the students. This brand new library was to be the shining diamond of the university. It's noisier inside the library than it is outside. Seriously. The problem is the dickheads and arseholes who've been bussed in for the academic year from the middle of county-fucking-nowhere who use the library not for studying or typing out assignments but for talking to each other on facebook (I also scoped at least two people on bebo, fucking BEBO! I didn't even think that still existed.) and watching videos on youtube. Library computers are for actual university work not cunting about on fucking bebo and buying "funny" tshirts off some cunty website that sells clothes with culchie* slang on them. As if the noise from their spastic laughing and constant chair sqeaking isn't enough they also insist on walking around talking to each other about things that are "deadly hey". If you want to have a conversation then fuck off outside or to the coffee shop, don't stand chatting about whatever country reject bar you're going to with your buck-toothed wide-hipped girlfriend over the top of people who are trying to write up a piece of fucking work. It is clearly stated on a sign in every library around the world that quiet must be observed at all times so I suggest that if someone isn't even smart enough to work out that they shouldn't be treating a library like a fucking street corner then they clearly aren't smart enough to be in third-level education. Can't keep quiet in the library? EXPELLED! Taking up space at computers broswing the heat magazine website when other people need the computers for actual work? EXPELLED! Culchie fucking halfwit bastard? EXPELLED! These inconsiderate fuckholes should be shown no leway, they should be kicked out of university after being hung up in the middle of the library for all those who they've inconvenienced to smash their faces with bricks and cut bits of them off and flush down the toilet. Maybe we could line them all up in the car park and mow them down. Then reverse.

*A culchie is Belfast slang for an utter dickhead. It's anyone who lives outside of a 5 mile radius from Belfast city centre. Culchies only wear clothes other than tracksuits on special occasions. They're also unable to form sentences. They come to university as an excuse to get out drinking in Belfast for 3 years and show an utter disregard for the locals, although the latter part isn't really their fault, I blame the parents, they were dragged up by mucksavages who think satellite TV is a myth and domestic abuse is a god-given right. There are a few notable exceptions, those being any of my friends who are culchies. They are my friends because they don't fit the typical culchie profile, that's why I allow them to enjoy my company.