Old people are dicks.

They really are. I suffered the misfortune of having to go to the supermarket today and because it was a Thursday afternoon and all the normal people were at work or at home sniffing glue the place was packed full of people who should have had the decency to shuffle off this planet decades ago. When you're so old that you literally reek of decaying flesh you should just do the right thing and fucking die. The worst ones are the ones who try to cover up that horrible death smell with that even more disgusting old woman perfume. You know the stuff I'm talking about, the stuff that all women over the age of 60 seem to fucking bathe in. It is the worst smell in the world and it's so strong that if you are unlucky enough to be in the presence of someone who's sprayed what seems like upwards of a gallon of it on themselves then you too will stink of it for hours. Odours aside old people are bullshit. They can't do anything right, not even push a trolley. What a complete set of bastards. They have to move the trolley to one side of the aisle while they take up the other half of the aisle trying to bend over to look at something they have no intention of buying. After spending an hour and a half trying to navigate around the bastards to do 15 minutes worth of shopping I seriously wanted to euthanise every last one of them with a sharp cranial strike with a claw hammer. I can't believe they put Shipman in jail, that sour-faced old cunt in Buckingham Palace should have given him a bloody knighthood, honestly, I need to stand behind an army of century old shufflers like I need a hole in the bollock. To pass the time while I was waiting on these coffin dodgers to move one step at a time I fantasised about running around the supermarket with a massive trolley that looked like something from Robot Wars, mowing down all in my path while the song below played in the background.



Here's some stuff I looked at and watched to calm myself after my ordeal.

Probably old hat by internet standards but I have only just discovered this. For fans of Draper/Jon Hamm and Lost Boys and it's outstanding Tim Capello moment.

Gina Carano has long been the star of my alone time thoughts.

It's Always Sunny is one of my favourite shows and the guys giving out the flyers for their "party mansion" was a brilliant scene, here's the flyer in question (which, in the show, they designed to look like a bicep but later discovered it looks more like a certain other appendage).

In keeping with the topic of It's Always Sunny here's todays quote

"I'm trying to smoke these Hornets to death so I can get their honey."