Saturday cop out post.

Today I feel like I've been killed and brought back to life by a really crap shaman or something so I'm taking the easy way out with a collection of photos and videos I'm using today to try to make myself feel better. I could use this post to describe how I got into such a state. I could paint a word picture replete with bar hopping, whiskey pounding and the resultant chaos that ensued. I could do that, but it would be a lie. I didn't go out last night, I sat at home drinking alone and complaining aloud to no one about anything and everything that I felt warranted a slurred verbal reprisal and I loved every minute of it. Going out and socialising is for smug wankers and trendy fuckwits. That is until, of course, the next time I go out, in which case it'll be cool and alternative again.

I wholeheartedly agree with the point this picture is making. Kids today are useless. when I was young we did normal kid things and didn't have to be told where the line was, we were sensible. If I lit a fire I made sure not to put lighter fluid on it while I was standing over it, standard practice for lighting a fire in the street obviously. When I managed to get my hands on bottle rockets or bangers (or firecrackers) or any other mild form of explosive I was careful with them, the only people I threw them at were cops, and they aren't real people anyway so that doesn't matter. Kids today need to be told not to set themselves on fire, as if the fact that it's fire doesn't suggest that you shouldn't get any of it on you. I hate kids, they're the absolute worst at everything, especially being half normal. Loud bastards. If I ever have one it'll be up for adoption quicker than Debbie Harry.

Ha.

This is one of my favourite videos ever. Obviously it's weird as shit and a bit creepy but if you can look at it for the comedy genius that it is it's brilliant. Enjoy.

 

This is the best moment from The Mighty Boosh, a lot of people don't get them or say they try too hard to be weird but I think this clip was right on the money.

Quote of the day comes from Detective William 'Bunk' Moreland of The Wire, it's classic Bunk all around:

"There you go again, giving a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck."